Don't Eat Mexican Food Before Pilates

This past Monday for Family Home Evening, Sarah and I went to do a Pilates class at Arrowhead where she teaches tennis. It was at this class that I discovered a couple of things; I am quite flexible, my wife is very strong, and people should not eat Mexican Food before going to class. It started as a noise from the back that sounded like a foot slipping on a mat, so I thought nothing of it. However, the next sound that came from the back sounded a little more, ummm how should I put it...juicy. As the class continued, these odd sounds passed around the class like a game of hot potato. Needless to say, Sarah and I had a difficult time curbing our laughter and we wondered how the teacher could have such self control to not laugh. We then heard one really close and Sarah busted up laughing trying to make it look like she was laughing at my inability to hold the inverted swan pose, which made me laugh and lose my immaculate pose. I know it is hard to believe, but Sarah and I did not actually participate in this game of "pass the gas". When we told our friend Sheldon what had happened, he summarized it best saying, "Was it a Pilates class or a 'Pifarties' class?"